The Bouquet – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

*Gasp!* -*Gasp!* Lovely choice. Aren’t those Begonia’s just gorgeous? Alright. And what do you want your personalized message to say? -Oh right. Have it say: “This is a stickup. Put all of the money in the bag.” -Uhhhh… Do you mind repeating that? -Sure! Uh- yeah. It- so it should read: “This is a stickup. PUT ALL OF THE MONEY IN THE BAG.” -Are you serious? -Yup! Oh, yeah. Uh, don’t forget to add “This is not a joke. I’m completely serious. Put all of the money in the bag, you stupid bitch.” *Writing…* Thank you very much! Oh, and one more question. … Do you guys do singing telegrams? Put the money in the bag, ♪ you dumb biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch. ♪ *Applause* *Beeping*

100 thoughts on “The Bouquet – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. Even after retreating to a humble life as a floral shop cashier, Harley remained a pawn, a far less willing pawn but a pawn nonetheless, in Joker's sick schemes.

  2. Puttttttttttt theeeeeeeee moneyyyyyyyyyyyy in the bagggggggggggggg youuuuuuuuuuuu dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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