Rachel Bloom on Crazy Exes


JAMES: THE SHOW OF COURSE IS IN
THE TITLE. IT IS ALL ABOUT A CRAZY EX
GIRLFRIEND. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SUCH A FIGURE
IN YOUR LIFE? RACHEL: YES, I HAVE. THE WORST WHEN I WAS BEING A
CRAZY EX WHEN I WAS LYING TO MYSELF IN MY DIARY.
DEAR DIARY. TODAY I WENT TO THIS BOOK STAR
ON BLEAKER AT 7:00 A.M. BECAUSE THAT IS THE PLACE TO BE. ALSO RICK HAPPENS TO BE THERE. HE WORKS AT THE BOOKSTORE. I COULDN’T ADMIT IT TO MY OWN
DIARY. MY DIARY HAS NOT SPOKE ON THE ME
SINCE. JAMES: HAVE YOU EVER STALKED AN
EX? NATHAN: YES. BUT I WAS ACQUIT KUWAITIED IN
THAT CASE. — ACQUITTED IN THAT CASE. I’M NOT UNFAMILIAR WITH THE
WORDING OF A RESTRAINING ORDER. YOU KNOW, LOOK.
I HAVEN’T BOILED ANY BUNNIES BUT I’M PRETTY SURE I HAVE SAID I
WILL NOT BE IGNORED A COUPLE OF TIMES IN MY LIFE.
JAMES: I CONFESSED TO NATHAN EARLIER TODAY WHEN WE WERE
WORKING ON THE MUSICAL THAT I — THAT I ONCE STALKED NATHAN IN
LONDON ONCE. I FOLLOWED HIM.
I HAD SEEN “THE PRODUCERS” FOUR TIMES. THREE OF WHICH ON MY OWN.
I LOVED IT AND I LOVED HIM SO MUCH THAT I SAW YOU AND I
FOLLOWED YOU AND — NATHAN: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING
SCORE.

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