Gutfeld on Dems’ ‘Field of Dreams’ impeachment strategy


[CHEERING] ALL RIGHT, GET UP. [LAUGHTER] THE MEDIA AND DEMOCRATS, A PITIFUL PART. FIRST THIS GUY.>>I WILL SAY THIS ONLY SEVEN TIMES. LISTEN GOOD. I WANT TO TO MAKE UP DIRT ON MY POLITICAL OPPONENT. DON’T CALL ME AGAIN. I’LL CALL YOU WHEN YOU’VE DONE WHAT I ASKED. THIS IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT WAS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE.>>NO, IT WASN’T. YOU MADE THAT UP. YOUR DEFENSE –>>THE PRESIDENT’S CALL WAS MEANT TO BE AT LEAST IN PART PARITY, THE FACT THAT IT’S NOT CLEAR IS A SEPARATE PROBLEM IN AND OF ITSELF.>>I GET IT, IT’S OUR FAULT. [LAUGHTER] WITH THE ADULTS WHO DIDN’T UNDERSTAND. HE DOES HAVE A POINT, THERE’S A HARD TIME TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND A DOG. THIS IS ADAM SCHIFF. [LAUGHTER] HE’S SO STIFF, KISSING HIM IS CONSIDERED NECROPHILIA. [LAUGHTER] I HEAR WHAT HE FROM TOY STORY IS STILL DEMANDING A FRATERNITY TEST. PATERNITY TEST. YOU LOOK AT THE FAMILY TREE, YOU FIND A FAMILY OF TREES. [LAUGHTER] BUT THE REASON HE GETS AWAY WITH BEING AN IDIOT BECAUSE HIS ALLIES MAKE HIM LOOK SAME.>>HE CAN’T WIN THE WITHOUT FOREIGN INTERFERENCE. HE DOESN’T HAVE INTEREST IN TRYING.>>WE SEE IT, THERE’S AN EXTORTIONIST TRYING TO GET A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT AND.>>YOU SEE THIS IN MOVIES, YOU SEE BOB DOING, IS THIS SOMETHING PRESIDENTS DO?>>WE DO NOT SEE THIS FROM PRESIDENT.>>THAT COMPARISON AGAIN. WHAT DOES THE MAFIA GET THAT THE DEMOCRATS DON’T? RESPECT. WHO WHAT CHINA RATHER NOT NEGOTIATE WITH? MAFIA OR GRAD STUDENT MAJORING AND MOPING? MAFIA BOSS OR A GUY WHO FORGETS WHERE HE PUTS HIS PANTS? [LAUGHTER] MAFIA OR ANOTHER GUY WHO FORGETS WHERE HE PUTS HIS PANTS. MAFIA BOSS OR THE LADY WHO SHUSHES YOU AT THE LIBRARY. [LAUGHTER] ANY ENEMY WOULD PREFER THOSE OVER TRUMP. FOR US, WE’LL TAKE GOTTI OVER GANDHI. THEY PRETEND THEY REACH IMPEACHMENT EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE BEEN SNORTING THAT DRUG FOR THREE YEARS. WHICH IS WHY WE CAN’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY WITHOUT FIRST ACKNOWLEDGING IS ORCHESTRATED BY THE MEDIA. WHEN THEY RELEASE A TRANSCRIPT, IT SOUNDED LIKE ANOTHER CALL BETWEEN TRUMP AND JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY. YOU HAVE THE FLOWERY CONGRATULATION STUFF. TRUMP COMPLAINS, AS ALWAYS, ABOUT AMERICAN SPENDING MONEY WHILE OTHER COUNTRIES DON’T. THEN HE ASKED THEM TO LOOK INTO ELECTION MEDDLING. YOU’D THINK THE MEDIA WOULD SUPPORT TRUMP THE MEDIA : CAN ONLY BE INVESTIGATED. OUR DIRTY DOSSIER. MAYBE TRUMP SHOULDN’T HAVE BROUGHT US SLEEPY JOKE BUT THAT’S TRUMP, I’M SURPRISED HE DIDN’T MENTION LOW ENERGY. THEY TURNS THE FROM THE CONVERSATION INTO EXTORTION. THEY’RE TRYING TO IMPEACH HIS PERSONALITY REALLY. WILL AMERICANS SEE THROUGH THIS? UNIDENTIFIED GUY WITH A POLITICAL FIVE BRINGS IN A COMPLAINT ABOUT WHAT HE HEARD SECONDHAND FROM A PHONE CALL? FIRST WEEK TO THE PRESS WHO TAKES THE HEARSAY OR A TRANSCRIPT? THEY PREFER HEARSAY OVER REAL WORDS. IT’S LIKE RELYING ON A PSYCHIC FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN YOUR CAR HAS GPS. [LAUGHTER] THAT’S LIKE CHOOSING TOFU OVER STEAK OR LENNY OVER JIMI HENDRIX. [LAUGHTER] THE MEDIA BLAMES TRUMP FOR SECURING TRANSCRIPTS AFTER THEY GOBBLED UP LEAKS OF PREVIOUS ONES. THIS IS BUSINESS AS USUAL. IT’S A BUSINESS TO THE MEDIA, IT’S A MONEY MILL. RATINGS POP, NOBODY DIES. UNLESS YOU COUNT AMERICA DEMOCRACY. THEY WERE SHOUTING IMPEACHMENT EVEN BEFORE THEY COULD WALK. EVER SINCE TRUMP ENTERED OFFICE, AN OUTSIDER WHO SOMEHOW GOT INSIDE, YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE HIM AT ALL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT’S HAPPENING. IT’S ABOUT THAT FACT THAT SOMEONE CLOSER TO YOU THAN THEM MADE INTO THE OVAL OFFICE. FIRST, IT CAN’T BE PERMITTED. THEY MUST BE RESISTED. [APPLAUSE] EVEN IF THE PHONE CALL NEVER HAPPENED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

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